mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”
and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”
AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID
Adella: Oh I just know Daddy will love my Father’s Day present.
Arista: What’d you get him?
Adella: The same thing as last year.
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
today in the car i asked my dad what he thought life would be like if poop smelled good and he just turned to me slowly and whispered “poopourri”